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whale or mermaid?

Wal Definitely!

Recently, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said:   ¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A  MERMAID  OR A WHALE?¨     A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not  match those of  the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question  posed by the gym.    To Whom It May Concern:    Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea  lions, curious  humans).  They have an active sex life, they get  pregnant and have  adorable  baby whales .  They have a wonderful time with dolphins  stuffing themselves  with shrimp.  They play and swim in the seas, seeing   wonderful places like  Patagonia , the Barren Sea and the  coral reefs  of Polynesia .  Whales are  wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs.  They  are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than  humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the  world.   Mermaids  don’t exist.  If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis.  Fish or   human?  They don’t have a sex life because they kill men who get close to  them not to mention how could they have sex?  Therefore they do not have kids either. Not to mention who wants to get close to a  girl who smells like a fish store?  The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.    P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the  idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice  cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a  coffee with my friends.  With time we gain weight because we  accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no  more room it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.  So we  aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.  Beginning  today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,  Good gosh, look  how smart I am.      

Thanks to L. for the mail! do

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From the last cigarette ever again

counter the stress to the nervous, restless sleep compared against some seven minutes without waiting for the train. You're always there, always you whisper in my pocket before my eyes in the smoke of those standing around me. And again I say: You're the last, really good.

How to stop? Books I have promised myself, but only if the exams are over. Because then the stress is so over. Or? Perhaps even more at parties, but this is again expensive. But basically, yes there are more than three a day, but then why not simply do without them?

Am I addicted? Are the voices of pleasure and pain are signs that it stops working, just to smoke the last cigarette?

grotesque game ...


PS: I am invited to interview for a tutorial for the new freshmen =)